Confucius Say
1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth. 3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag. 4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face. 5. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly. 6. Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day. 7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night. 8. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone. 9. Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. 10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew. 11. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk. 12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement. 13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. 14. Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts. 15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. 16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. 17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent. 18. When lady say no, she mean maybe, When lady say maybe, she mean yes, When lady say yes--she no lady!
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