Where would you go? There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.
Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they went down.
Elle put on more make-up saying, "They always rescued the beautiful ones first".
Cindy donned her jewelery claiming, "They would rescue the richest one first", upon which Naomi, threw off all her clothes, pressing herself against the window saying "You're both wrong, the first thing they look for is the Black Box"!
Connected Musicians - Offers forums, member blogs, news, and tools to find instructors, musicians and tablature.
Consumers Against the RIAA - A website and public forum for the rights of music fans and artistes who're been ripped off my the music industry.
Digitally Imported - Forum with sections on different dance music, events, sound systems and DJ`ing.
Endemoniada's Warboard - From Endemoniada zine, dedicated to covering women of the extreme underground scene.
Futureproducers.com - This site enables the music people to meet, and mix music online, read articles, and interviews.
Global Band Promotion - Discussions revolving around music promotion of new bands and artists.
HDR Orphanz - Forum for users of the now discontinued Vestax Hard Disc Recorders (HDR6, HDR8, HDR V8). Portable digital recording studios, tips, tricks, mods, and techniques.
Jazz and Orchestral Musicians - Discussion forum for players and listeners of woodwind, brass and strings in jazz and orchestral music.
J.C.'s Teen Music Chat - This is a chat room to talk about your favorite artists on any music genre.
JT3 Music Workshop - General music production forum, with forums on playing various instruments.
Lyrics Forum - Forum with many genre based sections.
Lyrics Land - A chat room for a fans of Rap and Rhythm and Blues music. Advice and information about artists.
Matrix Maze - A forum dedicated to music and music related topics.
Metal Tabs - Large forum on guitars, with a metal music section.
Modern Things - Composition forum hosted by a collective of young contemporary composers from all styles. Sections on compositional process and theory.
Music Banter - A general music discussion forum with sections for many genres.
Music Fanatics - Music fanatics chat is general music discussion forum with focus on latin and hip hop
The Music Files - Forums about Jason Donovan, Raf Van Brussel, Jordan Knight and Popular Music.
Music Is My Life - A lil message board for you to chat about all sorts of music, be it pop, soul, hip-hop, rock, jazz or classical.
Music of the Soul - Describe music that has expressed the depths of your soul. Usually, it's connected with a significant relationship, life event, crisis, or time of change.
Music Scores.com - Forum for music composers, including student and sheet music sections.
Music Unbound - Devoted to the proposition that commercial/professional music is stuck in rigid concepts of style, genre and format, and needs to be freed of these categories, in order to flourish.
Musician War - A music forum allowing guitarists, bass and synth players, vocalists, and songwriters to test their skills against each other, in competition.
MyMP3Board - Forum for international artists and fans. Other than music, sections include collaboration, songwriters and artist page design.
National Anthems Online Forum - Online community for discussion of national anthems. Also features audio downloads, history, lyrics, and sheet music.
Pet de Kat Krewe Litter Box - Message board for Pet de Kat Krewe. Discussions about music festivals, upcoming events and travel plans. Also offers music reviews, parties and recipes.
PetShopGirls - For fans of Pet Shop Boys, Neil Tennant, and Chris Lowe.
Phishhook - Large community about legal live concert recording.
Planet Musician - Community for musicians and the industry. Includes forums, guitar tabs and an archive.
PlayingItLoud.com - A forum for music lovers to gather to talk about music of all genres and anything else that springs to mind.
PudgyGirl Networks - An interactive chat network based around the love of music. Includes chats, message boards, weekly quizzes, and pictures of regular members.
Radio Free World - Chat Room - General discussion with music listeners and weekly chat sessions with notable musicians and artists.
Radio Mute - General music forum, including sections on rock, electronic, stringed instruments and synthesizers.
The Recording Website - Forums are for musicians who want to talk about making and recording their music.
Serious Sounds - A music production community with a forum and articles.
Songwriting Lounge - Join us for songwriting discussions every Monday night from 9pm Eastern onward. Guest speakers are frequent.
Sputnikmusic - Large message board with sections dealing a variety of genres and instruments.
80sxchange.com - Active message forum for eighties fans.
Synth Zone BBS - Large syntheziser forum that includes sections on MIDI, analog synths, samples, studio equipment and other sections dedicated to spedific soft- and hard synthesizer brands.
Synthvox - Discussing remixing, and producing music with computers and synthesizers.
UKMIX - The forum section of the e-zine, with topics on pop culture and genres.
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