Big mix-UP One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who's only wish was to meet the Virgin Mary.
The plane crashed and Bill and Phil both died. Heaven and Hell got all mixed up that day, so the religious guy went to Hell, and Bill went to heaven--temporarily for 20 minutes.
On their way back, they bumped into each other and Phil said, "Oh, my ONLY hope in the world is to see the Virgin Mary", and Bill Clinton replies...
"Sorry, buddy, you're 15 minutes late!"
Berendt, Joachim-Ernst - Author, record producer and jazz festival promoter (1922-2000), with details on his "Jazz Book," originally published in 1992.
Goodwin, Gordon (Dick) - ASCAP symphonic composer, jazz trumpeter and band leader, and owner of G.E.M. recording studio in Columbia, South Carolina. Bookings, online sales of CDs and sheet music.
Nichols, Bill - US-based jazz and electronica composer, saxophonist and keyboardist, an online session musician via the Rocket Network.
Rebhan, Paul - Author, musician and iconoclastic artist. Reviews, excerpts from works, biography, links.
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