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Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. 102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant? A: And you thought blondes were dumb. 103. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" 104. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. 105. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. 106. Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. 107. Q: Why do Blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. 108. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out. 109. Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ? A: Wishful Thinking. 110. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! 111. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. 112. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up! 113. Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade. 114. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. 115. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread. 116. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. A2: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke. 117. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". 118. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted. 119. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone. 120. Q: What's the difference between a blonde girl and a blond guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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