Simple Chinese Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrement
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep together
Ai Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee table
Fat Ho---------------------An unattractive woman
Ar U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat----------------You need a face lift
Chow Mai Dong-------------Romantic proposition
Dum Gai---------------------A stupid person
Wel Hung Gai----------------Is that a banana in your pocket?
Won Hung Low-------------Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai
Gun Pao Der-----------------An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung---------------Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding--------------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun---------------A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia---------------------Approach me
Lao Ze Sho------------------Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi----------------------Not very good
Lin Ching-------------------An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding-------------A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn----------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai--------------------A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be------------A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne--------------A small horse
Ten Ding Ba----------------Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung-------------A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan--------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah---------------Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim------------------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting----------There is no reason to raise your voice
Budget101.Com: Dried Foods - Recipes, FAQ's, equipment and methods of drying fruits, vegetables, herbs and meats. Recipes include fruit leathers, pesto, and fruit powders.
The Dry Store - Food dehydrating information, equipment and supplies.
Drying Food - Covers drying basics, methods and equipment, fruits, vegetables, herbs, meats, and storing methods; from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.
Drying Foods - Ohio State University Extension fact sheet on the benefits of drying foods, preparation, pre-treatment, equipment needed, and a drying table for a variety of fruit and vegetables.
Drying Foods - Includes drying food indoors and outdoors, pre-treating of foods, fruits and vegetables, nuts and seeds, food leathers, jerky, remedies for problems, FAQs; from the University of Florida, Institute of Food and Agricultural Sciences.
Drying Vegetables - Facts, information about nutritional value, drying trays, selection and pretreatment, and methods; from Colorado State University.
Food Drying - Covers the basics of solar food drying; from Backwoods Home Magazine, by Marcella Shaffer.
Fruit Leather - Simple instructions on making it at home, using bananas, squash, tomato, or any other fruit or vegetable.
How Stuff Works - An explanation of all the different ways used to preserve food; from freezing to irradiation.
Preserving Food Safely - Michigan State University's page of links to extension materials about food preservation. Search for information on drying foods under "D".
Quality for Keeps -- Drying Foods - Basics of food preservation methods, a little history, how to select a dehydrator, safety advice; from the Cooperative Extension Service, University of Missouri.