Sunburnt Manhood A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool". But, determined not to miss his date, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
When the hot date showed up at his apartment, the young man treated
her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a video. During the video, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.
The date, meanwhile, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his dingy immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the she exclaimed - "So, that's how you guys load those things!"
History of Salads and Salad Dressings - Includes Caesar Salad, Cobb Salad, Crab Louie Salad, Coleslaw, Panzanella, Salad Nicoise, Salad Olivier, Waldorf Salad, Green Goddess Dressing, and Thousand Island Dressing.
Orange and Radish Salad with Cinnamon Vinaigrette - Includes oranges, radishes, baby spinach and almonds tossed with a light vinaigrette featuring cinnamon, lemon and orange juices and a touch of cumin and red pepper. Provides nutritional information.
Patio Salad - Made with corn, cucumber, and tomato.
Raspberry Spinach Salad - Consists of spinach leaves, strawberries, kiwi, and macadamia nuts with a raspberry dressing.
Sweet Carrot Salad - Includes carrots, lime juice, honey, and crushed red pepper.
Taos Vegetable Salad - Simple salad consisting of cucumber, peas, carrots, olives, bell pepper, mayonnaise, chili sauce, sugar, and horseradish, served on lettuce.
Waldorf Salad - Variation of the original 1890 recipe created at the Waldorf Hotel.