Forget the meaning of life... Forget the meaning of life...we're stuck on these questions!:
Do pediatricians play minature golf on Wednesdays?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
ANMUM.com - Learn about what it takes to prepare for childbirth and what happens after the baby is delivered.
The Aquanatal Register - An online directory of aquanatal exercise classes available to expectant mothers in the UK and Ireland.
Ask Dr. Amy.com - Ask Dr. Amy questions about pregnancy, missed periods, and women's health. Take a pregnancy quiz.
Aunt Sally's Pregnant - Take this online quiz about how to have a healthy pregnancy, and learn how to prevent common birth disorders.
Babies, Bumps and Kids - Includes pages for expecting parents to access with details of members of the group, recipes, and health issues.
Baby - One woman's personal account from pregnancy, to labour, with tips on breastfeeding.
BabyCenter - Labor and Delivery - Find out how to prepare for childbirth, what your birthing options are and complications that may arise. Plus, make your own birth plan for a smooth delivery.
BabyCrowd - Community forums for discussion of all things related to expecting mothers, new mothers and experienced mothers.
BabyGuideUK.com - Offers advice on trying to conceive, pregnancy and birth. Includes forums on pregnancy and parenting.
Baby's Play - Online communities and pregnancy resources.
Baby's Story - Offers illustrated pages and ecards to record the memorable events in the life of baby from before birth through age six.
Being Pregnant - A personal journey through the ins and outs of first pregnancy. Featuring a preparation list, pregnancy calendar, resources, pictures and a journal.
Birth Partners Search Service - Tool for locating doulas, midwives, childbirth educators, birth photographers, and massage therapists.
Chez Miscarriage - Struggles with staying pregnant, and success at becoming a mom.
Childbirth.org - A variety of informative and personal links relating to childbirth, pregnancy, parenting, early childhood, and infant feeding.
Christian Mommies - Christian parenting articles, resources, and message boards.
Cleveland BabyZone Website - The premier online destination for highly personalized and localized content and tools, seamlessly covering the journey from preconception to pregnancy and parenting.
Daddy2be: Are You Ready? - So you're going to be a daddy, now what? Tips, guides, quizzes, and gift ideas help prepare daddy-to-be for childbirth. Are you ready to be a Daddy2be?
Dancing Thru Pregnancy - Innovative programs in women's health and fitness with special emphasis on exercising safely while pregnant.
ePregnancy - Interactive features, forums and other news, ideas and resources.
Expectant Mother's Guide - Expectant mothers can find pregnancy, childbirth, baby, and parenting resources in Chicago, Connecticut, Houston, Northeast New Jersey, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and St. Louis.
For Baby and Beyond - Pregnancy, parenting, and shopping information and resources. Coupons, and freebies.
Goddess Mumz - Includes message board, birth stories, journals, and quizzes.
Hip Chick Pregnancy Guide - Natural childbirth information for the HIP and modern mom. Articles and resources on waterbirth, home birth, breastfeeding and also find lists of baby names.
Hot Pregnancy Magazine - An online magazine about pregnancy and parenting during the first year of your baby's life.
I am expecting.co.uk - The one stop shop for all parents, covering information on childbirth, childcare, parenting, nurseries and schools.
I am pregnant - Information on getting pregnant, pregnancy and child birth. Read pregnancy Myths and Facts, facts about birth-control and pregnancy tests and also about infertility and its treatments.
It's Just Another Baby - A humorous look at the stages of pregnancy from a dad's point of view.
Jewish Pregnancy Online - Resource for the pregnant Jewish woman; with message board and information on traditions, prayers, tips, and art gallery on pregnancy and childbirth.
Kids n More - Australian based pregnancy and parenting community, including discussion forums, live chat, shopping, journals, photo albums and hospital surverys.
A Little Pregnant - Tells the trials of trying to get pregnant and the rewards of finally becoming parents.
Make Way for Baby - Information on pregnancy and early stimulation of babies. Discover how to prepare for pregnancy and childbirth, and how to stimulate your baby before birth.
Motherhood Naturally - Education, Support and Resources for Pregnancy, Birth and Beyond. "The Do It Yourself Cloth Diapering Handbook" is available.
Motherhood.com.au - Offers information and advice for women who are trying to conceive or already pregnant and those with young babies.
Mothersbliss - Experience the perfect joy of motherhood - from planning pregnancy through to the baby's first year.
Mummies' Tummies - Mummies' Tummies involves the art of creating pregnancy belly casts.
Nine Months - Australian resource for pregnancy, birth and breastfeeding, with health articles, consumer guides, online shopping and a newsletter.
On-line pregnancy shop. - In Your Condition is an on-line pregnancy shop selling many different products needed during your pregnancy. IYC also sells products to aid conception.
Our Baby's Life - Giving parents and parents-to-be the opportunity to create a journal and baby book to track their baby's life. Provides photo alums and FAQ.
ParenthoodWeb's Pregnancy and Labor Corner - Pregnancy and labor information including calendars, articles, ultrasound images, ovulation predictors, journals, birth stories, chat, and discussion boards.
PaternityAngel - Magazine on pregnancy for both men and women. Includes due date calculators and monthly articles.
PregnancyCrawler - Features message boards, personal stories and information on trying to conceive, pregnancy, and parenting.
Pregnancy-Directory.com - A directory of pregnancy, baby, maternity, and parenting resources such as a pregnancy calculator, baby name finder, and other useful websites.
PregnancyEtc.com - Pregnancy articles, information on conception, labor, names, parenting and other issues.
Pregnancy-Info.net - Making sense of the confusing symptoms and signs of pregnancy.
Pregnancy.org - Offering online communities, interactive tools, price robot, articles and a pregnancy calendar. Content spans pre-pregnancy to after birth.
Pregnant - What's a Birth Plan? - Los Angeles pregnancy, pregnancy information and tips. Support and help for mothers in LA.
The Pregnant Connection - A community of resources to support pregnant women and new mothers. Share experiences and ask questions.
Preparation Guide - An expectant parent's guide to preparing now before baby arrives. Also provides help for new parents sleep deprived from newborn care.
Sabrina's Pregnancy Page - Unlimited resources for pregnancy. Information collected by childbirth educators and expert sources of pregnancy knowledge.
Safe Motherhood - Group dedicated to improved maternal and newborn survival. Available in English, French and Spanish.
SmartMomma - A site about pregnancy and baby. Search for informational articles and comparison shop for pregnancy and baby products at online retailers.
sofeminine.co.uk - Plenty of well written and nice articles about pregnancy plus the expert's advice from the woman portal sofeminine.co.uk.
SureBaby.com - A web site for those expecting a new baby. Created by moms with regard to pregnancy, new baby concerns, baby names, due date calculator, safety concerns and shopping.