Restoring her youth! After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory.
Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
Who are these from ?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks."
"Ahhh, thats really nice" said Lucy.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"
"Brilliant!" said Lucy. "And the third?"
"Thats from Eric in the burns unit" said the nurse.
"He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears!"
MoMA: Art Safari
[ Kids/Teens ] - Take a special kids' tour of the Museum of Modern Art in New York City.
The Ateneum for Children [ Kids/Teens ] - The children's discovery museum of the Finnish National Gallery.
Boonshoft Museum of Discovery [ Kids/Teens ] - Explore, play and be inspired by permanent exhibits, which include more than 60 animals native to Ohio. Located in Dayton.
Boston Children's Museum [ Kids ] - Exhibits focus on early childhood development and the three themes: arts, culture, and science. Offers admission, program, and membership information.
Bridgeport's Discovery Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Connecticut's adventure in art and science. Planetarium shows daily, the challenger learning center, hands-on science and art exhibits, and school programs.
The British Library [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Collections and resources for kid and teens.
Brooklyn Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Explore the role of the objects in people's lives and the clues they offer about individuals, cultures, and history. Located in Brooklyn, New York.
The Capital Children's Museum [ Kids ] - Kids are invited to send in their ideas about things they would like to see and do at a museum. Also includes a free newsletter.
Chicago Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Features thirteen permanent interactive exhibits on three floors and provides information about activities, birthday parties, rentals and membership.
Children's City [ Kids/Teens ] - Contains several exhibits and programs on applied sciences, nature, space exploration, human body, local and international culture. Located in Dubai.
Children's Discovery Museum in Cherry Hill [ Kids ] - Offers educational entertainment at its hands-on best. A hands-on museum for infants to 10 year olds, the Discovery Museum offers fifteen larger-than-life, kid powered, interactive exhibit areas. Located in Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
Children's Discovery Museum of San Jose [ Kids/Teens ] - Plan a visit, find resources for parents, teachers, and youth, and explore interactive activities for children. Located in San Jose, California.
Children's Museum at Old Salem [ Kids ] - Hands-on history-themed "fun space" for children ages 4 to 9, in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
The Children's Museum in Easton [ Kids ] - Offers general information about the museum's hours, exhibits, and contact information.
Children's Museum of Chandler [ Kids ] - Arizona institution offers constructive and stimulating educational entertainment through hands-on learning experiences.
The Children's Museum of Durango, Colorado [ Kids ] - An educational and playful place for children of all ages with hands-on learning and interactive exhibits. Located in Durango, Colorado.
The Children's Museum of Houston [ Kids/Teens ] - Children's museum and library. Feature exhibit information, activities, membership, and volunteer opportunities.
Children's Museum of Illinois [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Explore two floors of hands-on interactive exhibits for children and families in Decatur, Illinois.
The Children's Museum of Indianapolis [ Kids/Teens ] - Offers non-traditional learning opportunities for children and their families. Located in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Children's Museum of La Crosse [ Kids ] - A regional family place where the young and the young at heart can explore, create, experiment, learn and exercise their imaginations. Check their events and exhibits and find fun stuff to do. Located in La Crosse, Wisconsin.
Children's Museum of Los Angeles [ Kids/Teens ] - The mission of the Children's Museum of Los Angeles is to entertain, educate and empower children and the grown-ups who care for them.
The Children's Museum of Maine [ Kids/Teens ] - Offers many hands-on exhibits, including farming, fishing, a fire engine, banking, shopping, computer lab and space shuttle experience. Includes hours, admission rates and directions.
Children's Museum of Manhattan [ Kids/Teens ] - Five floors of literature, science, media and art exhibits, and programs, in New York City.
Children's Museum of Oak Ridge [ Kids/Teens ] - Tennessee museum offers learning opportunities in the arts, sciences, and history. Site gives information on classes, exhibits, and volunteer opportunities.
Children's Museum of Portsmouth [ Kids/Teens ] - Exhibits, calendar, general information, online information request. Located in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
Children's Museum of Southeastern Connecticut [ Kids/Teens ] - To engage, encourage, and challenge in the arts, sciences, safety and health, and culture and history. Located in Niantic, Connecticut.
Children's Museum of Utah [ Kids/Teens ] - Interactive learning zone where children and adults can explore, imagine, create, and discover together. Located in Salt lake City, Utah.
Children's Museum, Seattle [ Kids/Teens ] - The region's preeminent private, nonprofit learning institution focusing on interactive arts and humanities exhibits and programs for children and their families. Located in Seattle, Washington.
Discovery Center [ Kids ] - Photographs and descriptions of new exhibits and programs from this children's museum in Binghamton, New York.
Discovery Creek Children's Museum of Washington [ Kids/Teens ] - Where history, nature, and the arts come to life for children and adults to explore. Innovative programming, outdoor nature experiences and seasonal nature camps. Outdoor adventure experiences include rock-climbing, canoeing, fishing, and hiking. Located in Washington, DC.
Explora [ Kids/Teens ] - Hands-on exhibits, teaching theater, art and Ronald's Fire House of fire safety. Located in New Mexico, USA
Explore & More...a Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Each exhibit features multi-cultural components, teaching children more about the world around them.
Explorium of Lexington [ Kids ] - Located in Kentucky. Interior map, exhibits, events, and hours.
Family Museum of Arts and Science [ Kids/Teens ] - Touch a tornado, make a cloud, experiment with music and sound and investigate the workings of the human heart. Located in Bettendorf, Iowa.
The Fort Worth Museum of Science and History [ Kids/Teens ] - Omni Theatre and Noble Planetarium in addition to the science and history museum. Includes a number of children's exhibits. Located in Fort Worth, Texas.
Gilbert House Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Hands-on children's museum with interactive exhibits in the sciences, arts and humanities. Located in Salem, OR.
Grand Rapids Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Know what's happening at the museum, new exhibitions and how to get there. Located in Grand Rapids, MI.
Gulfcoast Wonder and Imagination Zone [ Kids/Teens ] - Hands on science and learning center for kids and their families. Located in Sarasota, Florida.
Hands On Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Located in Olympia, Washington. Find about their current exhibits and opening hours.
International Wildlife Museum [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Over 400 kinds of mammals, birds, insects, and prehistoric animals from all over the world most displayed in their natural habitats. Located in Tucson, AZ. Site includes virtual exhibits and kids-only area.
Kohl Children's Museum on the Web [ Kids/Teens ] - Exhibits encourage the building of strong social skills by creating situations that require children to help each other and work as a team. Located in Glenview, Illinois.
Lincoln Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Dedicated to creating a dynamic place where children and families can explore and discover the natural, technical, cultural, and creative aspects of the world. Located in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Logic Puzzle Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Provides hands-on activities in Burlington, Wisconsin. Find details of the collection, hours, events, and driving directions.
The Louisiana Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Includes interactive games for kids, a grown-up wing, and a calendar of events. Located in New Orleans, Louisiana.
Minnesota Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Geared towards children ages six months through 10 years. Many interactive exhibits. Material for parents and educators, descriptions of events and exhibits, prices, map, ánd hours.
Monkey Visits Museums [ Kids ] - Travel along with monkey as he visits the Arkansas Art Center.
Museum of Web Art - Kids Wing [ Kids/Teens ] - The Kids Wing of the Museum of Web Art is well supervised by Dot, the Fun Activities Director. Presents art created exclusively for the Web environment, such as buttons, counters, splash pages, and wallpaper, in a bright, easy-to-navigate, museum-style interface.
Natural History Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Kid's guide to museum in London, England. Includes a list of ten cool things to see, and a details of fun activities.
Niagara Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Presents activities, online games, programs, and resources for parents and teachers. Located in Welland, Ontario.
Please Touch Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Hands-on museum where adults and children can learn and explore together. Information on exhibits and the chance to win tickets. Located in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Port Discovery [ Kids/Teens ] - Offers interactive exhibits for the whole family and hands-on activities that run non-stop daily. Located in Baltimore, Maryland.
Smithsonian Institution Education [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Activities for kids and teens at America's national educational facility with 16 museums, 9 research centers and 96 affiliates around the world.
Tucson Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Offers adventure learning, interactive exhibits and appropriate programming in Tucson, Arizona.
The Witte Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Museum featuring scientific and historical exhibits for the whole family. Site includes a calendar of events and programs, volunteer and contact information. Located in San Antonio, Texas.
WonderLab [ Kids/Teens ] - Explains an easy science experiment that can be done by anyone at home and describes camps and programs for older kids, offered by this museum in Bloomington, Indiana.
Wonderscope Children's Museum [ Kids/Teens ] - Visitors are encouraged to make choices, invent, imagine, create, discover, play, and learn together. Museum's calendar, special events, hours and fees. Located in greater Kansas City.
WOW! Children's Museum [World of Wonder] [ Kids/Teens ] - Hands on, interactive, discovery museum in Louisville, Colorado. Educational and imaginative exhibits and art displays.
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[ Kids/Teens ] - Take a special kids' tour of the Museum of Modern Art in New York City.