Wipe your butt with a dollar Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So they stopped the truck and he went behind the bushes. When he came back the other said "That was fast."
"Well I need to take a shit but I've got nothing to wipe my ass with."
The other answers, "That's easy just go on back, pull out a dollar, and wipe your ass with it."
"O.K." he says as he goes back over to the bush.
Later he comes back with a really upset look on his face and shit all over his hands and says "That was a terrible idea.
Not only did I get shit all over me, I've got 10 Dimes Stuck up my ass!"
Ace Detectives [ Kids/Teens ] - Join in the Adventures of the Ace Detectives, involving four teenagers from Australia, as they solve mysteries from around the world.
Adventures of Mira [ Kids ] - Read or listen to stories about a nine-year-old girl. Also includes songs and games.
The Adventures of Sydney [ Kids ] - An interactive story about Sydney, a young girl in search of her lost cat.
Allen Morgan On-line [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Offers free on-line children's stories by Canadian author Allen Morgan. New stories every two weeks.
Amazing Adventure Series [ Kids ] - Collection of original, illustrated stories. Read-along in RealAudio.
Andersen Fairy Tales [ Kids ] - Web-published children's books with Flash animation and narration. Contains cartoons, e-learning, and biography of Hans Christian Andersen.
Avery Hill Bedtime Stories [ Kids/Teens ] - Selection of illustrated children's bedtime stories suitable for many ages.
Beebo in DeliLand [ Kids ] - Offers stories on Beebo, a small boy who lives in DeliLand. Kids may also submit their own stories and read about fun activities they can do with their family. There are book reviews and periodic contests.
Big Universe [ Kids/Teens ] - Read hundreds of stories, connect with bloggers, learn from non-fiction books or create a book. Includes free registration details.
BookPALS: Storyline [ Kids ] - Streaming video program featuring famous people reading children's books aloud.
The Bricks in the Cave [ Kids/Teens ] - Illustrated adventure tale told in chapters and set in coastal England. Includes author's profile.
Candlelight Stories [ Kids ] - Offers downloadable illustrated stories, online writing, and pen pals. You can also review your favorite books and games, and learn how animated movies are made.
Children's Bedtime Stories [ Kids ] - Small collection of bedtime stories for 5- to 11-year-olds. Written by Gordon Dioxide.
Children's Books Online [ Kids ] - Includes two stories about a young bear cub and a dragon.
Children's Storybooks Online [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Offers free storybooks by age group. Includes young children, older children, and young adults.
Circus World [ Kids ] - Meet the clown characters who work and live at the circus. Each page explains more about what their world is like.
EBD StoryTeller [ Kids/Teens ] - Over 5,000 stories, jokes and poems submitted by kids all over the world since 1997. Publish your own stories and poetry.
Farmhouse Fables [ Kids ] - Children's stories and fables from Farmhouse Fables.
The Fin Fur and Feather Bureau of Investigation [ Kids/Teens ] - Animal-based government crime fighting agency that battles many foes, most notoriously CRUST and the Cyber Tooth Tigers. Kids ages 8-12 act as self-appointed field agents, filing their own reports to the Bureau and solving mysteries.
Gilbert The Guitarfish [ Kids ] - Read about a fish that is like a stingray. Written and illustrated by David C. Olsen.
Giraffe in a Turtleneck [ Kids ] - Features weekly animated short stories for boys and girls written by Danielle Harris.
Gramma's Tales [ Kids ] - A collection of stories with illustrations.
The Helical Library [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Showcase of poetry, stories and works in progress set in a quirky comic fantasy universe.
If You Love to Read [ Kids ] - Online novel about an American girl who goes to boarding school in England.
Jimmy and the Golden Gate [ Kids ] - An illustrated story for children about a young boy who wants to see the Golden Gate Bridge, written by Evelyn Sichi.
Katie Did and the Neon Peach [ Kids ] - Illustrated rhyming stories for kids of all ages, as well as hundreds of coloring pages, puzzles and jokes.
Kid Stories [ Teens ] - Contains story and poem galleries.
Kids Can Click [ Kids ] - Filled with educational and story links, fun sites, book news, munchies with mom and creative coloring.
Learn to Read Books Online [ Kids/Teens ] - Find original stories written by kids and read aloud by kids.
Light Up Your Brain [ Kids/Teens ] - Stories for kids in streaming MP3 audio, plus games and links for learning and fun. Requires Flash plug-in.
Long Long Time Ago [ Kids/Teens ] - Fables, folktales, fairytales, myths and contemporary stories from all over the world written or retold for children. Also provides story-based activities and invites children to share their own stories, poems, and illustrations.
Love's Song [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - A sad love story written by a teenager.
Maggit and Friends [ Kids ] - Send letters or chat with Maggit. Read stories as well as play games.
A Monster Tale [ Kids ] - Can you make friends with the monsters under the bed? Hilarious story of how one little boy did.
Mrs. T's Animated Stories [ Kids ] - Simple stories illustrated with drawings and animated pictures in place of some words.
MrStoryTime.com [ Kids ] - Join Mr Storytime as he tells fun and educational stories, animated and narrated in Macromedia Flash, along with online games and activities.
My Own Rainbow [ Kids ] - Features a new children's story each day.
My Wonderland [ Kids ] - Norma Jean Stevens' children's stories containing moral messages, with charming music and animations.
Peg's Tales [ Kids/Teens ] - Contains animated stories for children of all ages.
Rodney Rountree's Children's Stories [ Kids/Teens ] - Learn about animals and marine biology from fictional stories that the author wrote for his family. Includes a fun cartoon and a collection of Christian cards created by kids.
Room 108 Stories [ Kids ] - A large collection of stories for kids. The storybooks have animation and sound.
SakesAlive E-Mail Adventures [ Kids ] - An interactive site wherein children of all ages can interact with fantasy characters via E-Mail. Features the works of Serendipity author, Stephen Cosgrove.
The Secret of Colors [ Kids ] - A short, illustrated, online story about the use of colors in art.
Stories for Children [ Kids ] - Stories written mainly by kids for kids with music, effects and graphics for illustration.
Story Hour [ Kids ] - Online stories for kids from The Internet Public Library.
Story Soup Kids [ Kids/Teens ] - Read a book or poem, write a story, find crafts and recipes. Accepts stories from children, ages 17 and under.
Storybook Online [ Kids ] - Short stories and novels for children, a multimedia reading community for children and parents. Children can read, hear and see stories before them. Stories are available for many levels of readers.
StoryPlace: The Children's Digital Library [ Kids ] - See and listen to multimedia stories for children in Spanish and English. Print out craft activities and reading lists.
The Strange Mr. Free [ Kids ] - An eccentric time traveler takes two boys to the past for groovy adventures.
StuartStories.com [ Kids ] - Stories and writing activities, by Stuart Baum. Reading lists and writing contests included.
Summer Reading [ Kids/Teens ] - Book guide with activities and games designed to keep the pages turning.
Tumblebooks [ Kids ] - Animated picture books online. Download free books and the free TumbleReader to enjoy e-books offline too.
The Web Popper Tales [ Kids ] - Online stories for ages 3-7 with audio animated stories read by the authors, complete with printable stories to keep and read.
Wondervista [ Kids ] - New illustrated story every week. Ideal for parents and children to read together. Site includes activity pages.
Zynez [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Share poetry, stories, and artwork. Includes a monitored chat as well as message boards that are constantly updated and edited.
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