Souped Up Lincoln This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down to New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.
The redneck looks quizzically at the dash board and says, "What are those thangs?"
The driver says, "Those are golf tees".
The redneck asks, "What those are for?"
The driver says "Those hold my balls when I drive."
The redneck says, "Sheeit, these Lincolns sure come with everythang!"
Active Kidz [ Kids ] - Offers simple exercises and healthy recipes.
BBC - Health: Health calculators [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Calculate Body Mass Index (BMI), life expectancy, and calories burned in favorite activities.
Eating Healthy and Exercising [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Short article about eating disorders, weight as a health indicator, and the importance of exercise.
Fitness For Kids [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Learn about the President's Fitness Challenge and how to participate. Includes award information, activity logs, and applications. (Requires registration to access logs and forms.)
Get Fit [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Handbook from the President's Council on Physical Fitness helps kids and teens, ages 6 to 17, learn about warming up, aerobic exercise, muscular strength and endurance, and cooling down. Includes information about awards and programs. [PDF]
In the Mix [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Online companion to the PBS broadcast, with resources and information for teens and educators on sports participation.
It's Time to Play [ Kids ] - Tells how to get great exercise no matter what the weather is like or who's around.
Jump Into A Healthy Life [ Kids ] - The Thinkquest crew teaches kids about jumping rope with jump rope skills, quiz, and information on how exercise keeps the heart healthy and bodies fit.
Jumping for Joy [ Kids/Teens ] - Meet the boys and girls of Santa Clara, CA on the competition and exhibition jump rope team. Features team photos, tournament results, and basic skills for jumping rope.
Jumping Rope [ Kids/Teens ] - Instructions on the equipment needed, variations, muscle groups exercised, and basic workout tips for jump rope beginners.
Kid-Fit [ Kids ] - Kids learn about sports, fitness, and healthy bodies from a team of elementary school students.
Sprint Training for Developing Athletes [ Kids/Teens ] - Training information for young and beginning sprinters. Aimed at athletes as young as 8. From Sydney Athletics.
4 Teen Weight Loss [ Kids/Teens/Mature Teens ] - Offers healthy diet tips for overweight teenagers trying to lose weight including camp research, articles and quizzes.
Tone Teen: Take Charge of Your Health [ Teens/Mature Teens ] - Article tells how genes affect weight, how to get active, ways to watch what you eat, and staying healthy. [PDF]
UKA Zone [ Kids/Teens ] - Features athletics-related games, downloads, competitions and news items for 8-15 year olds.
What if I Don't Like Sports? [ Kids ] - Article explains why some kids don't like sports and other ways to get exercise.
What's the Right Weight for Me? [ Kids ] - Explains why some kids weigh more, what a healthy weight means, when to see a doctor, and tips for eating and exercise.
Why Exercise Is Cool [ Kids/Teens ] - Tells why exercise is important and explores the many benefits of physical activity.
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