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ABCNews.com - Includes American and world news headlines, articles, chatrooms, message boards, news alerts, video and audio webcasts, shopping, and wireless news service. As well as ABC television show information and content.
Aljazeera - English version of the Arabic-language news network. Breaking news and features plus background material including profiles and global reactions.
AOL News - Breaking news from around the world and in-depth coverage of current issues.
The Associated Press - Wire service. Features breaking news and special reports.
BBC News - United Kingdom and international news headlines. Contains video and audio webcasts, forums, and in-depth articles.
CBC News - Canadian and international headlines, articles, wireless services, e-mail digests, and live internet radio. [English or French]
CBS News - US and international news. Features broadcasts, breaking news, and special reports.
CNN - Cable News Network - Includes US and international stories and analysis, weather, video clips, and program schedule.
CTV News - Canadian television network's headline news, reports, videos, and blogs.
Der Spiegel - English language international edition of the German news source also includes in-depth special reports, weblog and summaries of what the other German papers are saying.
EuroNews - News in seven languages from European television. [English, German, Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese, and Russian].
Fox News Channel - Offers worldwide news coverage, analysis, show profiles, broadcast schedules, team biographies, and email news alerts.
France 24 - Offering a French perspective on world events. Multilingual broadcast in French, English, and Arabic.
France 24 - International news headlines with a French perspective, including business, sports and entertainment.
Google News - Aggregated headlines and a search engine of many of the world's news sources.
The Guardian - Home of the Guardian, Observer and Guardian Weekly newspapers plus special-interest web sites. Each includes news, comment and features plus breaking news, multimedia, ongoing special reports and free archives.
News.com.au - News from Australia and the world, featuring national, world, business, sport, entertainment and technology news from News Limited's resources and newspapers.
NPR: News - US National Public Radio audio broadcast and text news stories and commetaries.
OneWorld News - Daily news about human rights and environmental issues.
PBS News - Portal for all news programs and coverage from the US Public Broadcasting Service.
Radio Netherlands - News, features and in-depth analysis of international events.
Reuters - Breaking news, business, financial and investing articles from around the globe. Also provides technology solutions.
RTÉ News - Updated daily news service provided by the Irish broadcaster, including audio and video downloads.
Sky News - Breaking UK and world news with live webcasts.
The Times - Includes the newspaper edition, breaking news, archives and special collections of articles.
Topix - News from thousands of sources, sorted geographically for US cities, as well as a wide variety of subjects.
UN News Centre - Official site for daily UN news, press releases, statements, briefings and calendar of events. Includes UN radio, video, webcasts, magazines, documents, publications, conference information, photos and additional information resources.